Cow Tipping

v. 1. to push a cow over to the ground while it sleeps, but this is difficult to do because cows do not sleep while standing.

v. 2. when you're having sex with a fat girl in bed, and you (accidentally or on purpose) push her off the bed and she falls.

When you push a fat chick off the bed, that's cow tipping.

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slaughtering a cow

to have sex with a fat chick

last night I was so drunk, I almost thought of slaughtering a cow

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filthy cow

a female who loves to do dirty things during sex

that filthy cow shoved my cock up her arse then her finger up mine, it was magic

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Race the Cow

A fun game to play, basically you drink as much as you can and try to drive to a set location before it kicks in. if it doesnt, you win. if it does, you win.

"Officer, in my defense, im playing Race the Cow."
"Ah, sorry sir. carry on"

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cow pat

The crunchy, flavorful brown chip in Chex Mix.

"You can have a handful of my Chex Mix, but don't you dare take the cow pats! Those are the best part."

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Cow-Holmes

A person that dresses half country-western and half urban hip-hop. Most have a bi-polar disorder.

Man, check out Jimmy's sweet cowhide vest over his super FUBU jersey - dude is sporting a serious Cow-Holmes look.

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powdered cow

Powdered coffee whitener

This cup of joe is brutal pass me the powdered cow.

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