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A vehicle that has been severely neglected and is in need of extensive repairs, usually costs more to fix than the vehicle is worth.
Look at that crab car leaking every fluid under the hood, it smokes more than a barfly.
when she got the glizzy grip too tight it gives you a burning boner
Bro my 5-inch double-decker pecker wrecker still hurts from that crab gluck your mum gave me last night... She got some real sandpaper hands.
The finest seafood known to man.
Real men use their teeth to crack the hard shell of the snow crab.
Recepy for Crusty Crabs:
- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.
Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!
*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.
I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.
When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend and invites you over for "crab dinner" but is in actuality initiating oral sex
C: How was your day man?
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it
This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
Incredibly harsh and horrendous word for a bad vagina, possibly badly shaven. A fishy and abrasive example of the Female genitaliaA word to be used only to stop a conversation.
Gosh, she had a Crab Baddun of a pussy! I think I've got friction burns.
She had a real Crab Baddun, I'm never going to Amsterdam again...