Random
Source Code
Random
Falling asleep with a girl instead of having sex
I Done a Dave last night
To do the Dave Waterstreet is to blast any animal in the radius of 100m. With such a steady hand he is unlikely to miss. Accuracy is his middle name. Destruction is his mantra.
Dave Waterstreet went to the woods to see what he could find, he found peppa pig and blasted her
A large weird IT guy who has a penchant for large stripey designer shirts. Abnormally cheery and has a food fixation.
New Member of Staff: Who's that big chick in a Mu-Mu?
Experienced Member of Staff: What do you mean 'chick'? That's 'Stripey Dave' from IT, he has a penchant for large Mu-Mu like designer shirts...
To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.
Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.
The person you become after smoking an ounce of meth to the face
After he bought & completely smoked himself that ounce of dope.. his alter ego, Racist Dave.. appeared & called out all the bigots
A VERY talented musician who once created great masterpieces such as (Rectangle) and (Penis) which are part of his SEVERLY underrated Alphabet albums. He has the voice of an angel that can sooth any crying soul. Genuinely one of the greatest artists of his time.
Are you listening to Reflection by "Dictionary Dave"?! That's some of his best work!