its when ur not that into doing anal but ur partner is having a wild time
Tam: my boyfriend and I had dead anal last night
Skylar: what's that?
Tam: I'm not into anal but he is, so I just laid there like a dead body. Dead anal.
mid-way through the act of intercourse get up and walk out of the room
i just did a dead and downer to my girlfreind
When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.
Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half
Dead ass means you’re dead serious or you’re really serious or you’re just serious or your jus... It just means straight facts or for real. K.
Person 1 : yo this is some good cake
Person 2: DEAD ASS bruh
When a person hasn't accessed his facebook account for a long period of time and doesn't intend to do so for another long period of time, the person is said to be facebook dead.
If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.
Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.
Steve: Hey, why is John never online on facebook?
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!
When a chicken is no longer living, it is dead. I hope your chicken is dead
I have no life
CHOP,
Billy: Jenny, the chicken is dead along with our father
Jenny: That chicken is very dead... WOW
Billy: Ya that chicken is dead and is no longer living so it is a Dead Chicken
When a mobile application has one remaining notification that doesn’t go away
I wanted to see that I’m up to date on LinkedIn but there’s always a dead flag there that I can’t get rid of!