This is what you say when you have reached a terrible state of depression. Also what i am rn lol.
SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME
Dave : Help im dieing inside
Mother : Why should i care
Dave : WAAAAAAAAA
something that everyone should do to make the world better (:
say " die haha idiot " to karens or idiots who wont wear a mask in a store
(Bonus points if you can tell me where this phrase originated in popular culture): doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...suffer the unpleasant consequences of not doing so.
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.
David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?
mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
lol blue text we made the definition of watermelon shougar all mblue text lmao l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0lw0w
person 1: have you heard of abigail?
person 2: no, hos abigla?
person 1: abigal dees nuts
pweoaon 2: . But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
When you think the word will phase from existence and the website and everything will die
A what do you think of the word
B it's good. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.