Good Egg

A term of endearment for someone who is just So Darn Cute and Nice.

“Who, Maggie? Oh yeah, Maggie is definitely a good egg.”

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Lay an Egg

Similar to the phrase "take a lap". When someone does something extremely stupid, you tell them to go "lay an egg".

The person will either laugh, or feel embarrassed while his/her friends laugh at them.

Carly: When's July 4th?

Jennie: Go lay an egg.

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egg juice

Another word for semen. Called egg juice because semen is meant to fertilize the female eggs.

"Ah fuck! I didn't pull out in time and spilled my egg juice inside of her!"

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egg drop

To fart in such a way that it smells like a dead or diseased corpse coupled with the aroma of rotten hard boiled eggs, spoiled meat, sulfur, and ketchup.fartflatulencepoopshit

Glenn: So things were going well, then I egg dropped in front of her......
Timmy: Dude, tell me you didn't.

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salt the eggs

The act of a male raising his legs and proceeding to masturbate manually with the hand inverted so the middle, ring, and small fingers are above the thumb and forefinger. If done correctly, the visual image should be of a man "salting" his own testicles, or eggs.

So the morning after, that bitch came in with some breakfast in bed, and I told her "give me breakfast and head," and she said "why don't you just salt the eggs?"

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dino eggs

The large portion of the male population posseses these in their scrotal sack. They contain male juices preferibly to be squooged,squirged, or spit on the female race.

dude just penis fuck me with your dino eggs. I want your penis to cry on my face.

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Bear's Egg

A large shite from a non-descript large mammal.
From the idea that a bear, should it lay an egg, would be brown, hairy and quite large.

Oh fuck it. Sorry Your Majesty, I just stepped on a bear's egg. Do excuse me for a short while whilst I wipe it from my trouser leg.

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