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When your friend is pooping and you sit down on their lap, facing them, and poo through their legs. You should each have a boner. No ladies. Not sexual in nature.
I really enjoyed the english channel Mike! Same time tomorrow morning?
The English language is a language. A language is defined as something you can speak. If you did not know The English Language, then you wouldn't be reading this. Most internet slang, like "Rizz" "Skibidi" and "Mewing" are not English terms and are to be viewed with hate and disgust to anyone using such words in their daily lexicon.
Random idiot: "OH MY GAWH, HE'S SO SKIBIDI RIZZ ON GAWD HE'S RIZZING UP BABY GRONK!"
A person with a fucking brain: "Yo, shut your goddamn face. Your existence is a sign that God doesn't exist, or the fact that God is ignorant to the abberations like you, cursing his sacred Earth, learn The English Language for fuck sake.
On November 23rd you can hit an English person
Ha, your English I get to hit you because it's National hit an English day.
When two homosexual Englishmen jerk each other off to completion, after a night of drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream
At a bar called Patti’s Pub, Nigel & Rick left together to English Cream at Nigel’s apartment.
An insult of bad adaptation of a previous work. Denoting the only similarities between the works being what language they were little were written in. First stated in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode “Village of the Giants” when shown it was based off HG Wells’s “Food of the Gods”
Batman versus Superman is just like the comics in that they're both written in English
An English speaker who believes the world revolves around them on the grounds that ‘English is the universal language’ & other bullshit.
Lots of draws to racism, xenophobia etc.
I dislike Korean music because I can’t understand the lyrics.
You don’t listen to English music in Korea?? Are you f-ing crazy? How is this possible?
Alan, that is your English ignorance.
I went to Spain last month, no one spoke English... idiots.