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Possum Eyes

When a man pulls his pants up so tight that the seam separates his testicles and they stand out like the eyes of an opossum.

"Tommy, stop pulling up your boy shorts! You're giving us Possum Eyes!"

by Foskey September 27, 2014

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Brown eyes

A very underrated eye color due to its commonness.

Brown eyes are black holes that hold adventure and mystery, but when they are in the sun they turn golden and vibrant holding hope.

People with brown eyes are the best people.

by Softball8524 June 20, 2018

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hazel eyes

Hazel eyes are the most greenish-olive color eyes, that people inside mediterranea know about. They are definitely not black and not brown. These individuals are usually born with blue eyes and then they get hazel eyes

"Omg, her eyes were Hazel"
"Well done Richard, you got a girl with proper Hazel eyes"

by aggelikiwi February 11, 2021

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zot Eye

The Zot Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCI too long, effectively lowering your standards for what is attractive.

(based on UCSD's 'Triton Eye')

"Zot eye is like yellow fever"
"Dude, zot eye is for ugly girls"
"But Irvine has hot girls"
"I bet you would say that if you went to UCSD"
"FUCK, I TOTALLY HAVE ZOT EYE"

by zotty December 3, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


square eyes

When your eyes are glued to the boob tube or a computer monitor for hours and hours and hours on end. DUH, because TV's and monitors are square! Therefore you become a square eyed zombie!!! SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY! YEHA!!

EXAMPLE!!!

Mom: "Kid your getting square eyes again! Why don't you go outside and play in the freeway!"
Kid: "Damn it! MOM! I'm watching a Saved by the Bell marathon and Full House is on next! Go get me some cheezy poofs and some grape soda BIATCH!"


by chA0s_eNgINe February 3, 2009

66๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Frog eyes

98-2004 Lexus GS

covers all models GS300, GS400, GS430

many rappers have called this lexus model

the "Frog eyes" lexus

Big Tymers lyric

"That Lexus - the new one - that come out in 2001 with the frog eyes
I got that bitch on dubs"

by aka paco August 30, 2009

59๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


eye-fuck

The act of OBVIOUSLY checking someone out.

Guy #1: "Whoa, did you see your girlfriend check that guy out?"

Guy #2: "She did what?"

Guy #1: "Total eye-fuck, trust me."

by Yankee Brat November 17, 2007

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