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A fart that is extremely long and/or loud due to the fact you have been dating a new girl and cant get enough time away from her to purge your lower bowels. The massive volume is due to the constant build-up of pressure. A girlfriend fart is still considered singular if it pulsates while walking.
Dude 1: As soon as I walked out her front door, I began a fart that lasted all the way across her lawn and the sidewalk. That was like 40 feet!
Dude 2: Sounds like you have a case of the girlfriend farts my friend.
Dude 1: (farts for 32 seconds)
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When a fart smells like the back side of Shreks foreskin
I had cancer farts at thanksgiving dinner
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A fat chick who cuts a fart in front of other people.
That chunker let it rip right in front of all of us. What a fart bitch.
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Thought to have been named after the actual farts that the Lord Jesus Christ was reported to have made on many occasions. A fart having a fragrant aroma not disimilar to that of summer berries with a hint of coriander and wood smoke.
Mmmm, smells like the fart of jesus.
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When you get punched so hard in the stomach you fart
Veronica walked up to Jenna and gave her a (punch fart) in the gut causing an audible fart to come from Jenna's rear-end.
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term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway.
Come here you little fart monkey, I want to give you a hug.
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Aw man! I have to stay home today, it looks like I got the Pop-Farts.
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