food stamps

Money that the government supposedly gives to people who do not make enough money to buy "nutritious food" because of not getting paid enough from their job, or not having a job. But it's really only given to blacks and mexicans, especially mexicans that don't speak English.

Not given to Asian Americans or whites who don't make enough money to do anything but pay bills, or live in their vehicles and worry about when they are going to get their next meal. Also, not given to people that don't dress ghetto.

Most food stamps are used by rich/poor black people, mexicans, or white people who dress or are ghetto.

---Example 1---
Asian #1: Hey man, I'm tired of stealing hot dogs from work, so I'm going to go apply for food stamps.
Asian #2: Alright man, you don't make more than $1100 a month, right?
Asian #1: I'm lucky if I make that.

1 month later...
Asian #1: WTF! They said I make too much money to get food stamps.
Mexican lady: What? I make more than you, and I have it. Honestly, you'd get them if you were black.

---Example 2---

white girl: I've applied for food stamps 3 times, and I can never get them. I have 2 kids and work part time in a gas station. I've been on the section 8 list for a couple years.
Asian #1: Wow...I couldn't get food stamps either.
white girl: Every time I go there, I see black people with all kinds of gold chains and expensive looking jewelry.
Asian #1: Yeah, I've seen a few come in here who had food stamp balances of over $1200. Wtf?
Asian #2: Wow...the government is all fucked up...

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Stoner Food

Any random combination of random food stuffs that would not seem to go together.

Some examples of stoner food:

A chocolate sauce, peanut butter, and ranch Dorito sandwich.

Or a Pop Tart with Easy Cheese on it.

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motorcycle food

a type of food that you like so much that you are all but forced to make an "Mmmmmmmm" sound when eating it

That spaghetti you made last night was motorcycle food!

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Fast Food

A one night stand. A person often picked up at the very end of a night out. The picker and/or pickee are often in a state of inebriation and/or desperate.

Man, I had some bad fast food the other night! I left his/her house the next morning feeling dirty inside!

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Jesus-food

Noun. This phrase was coined to describe really really really attractive females, because even Jesus would take a bite out of that.

Guy #1: Dude, did you see that girl over there? She's Jesus-food.
Guy #2: Oh yea, dude. She's totally Jesus-food.

*This phrase was coined by accident. I was describing my girlfriend to my friend Jeff. I said, "She's beautiful," and he thought I said Jesus-food. I then stated that from now on, any hot girl should be referred to as Jesus-food.

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Food Chub

When you have a bit of home cooked food that gives you a chubby!

("Dude, Your moms food just gave me a food chub")

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food baby

Over eating, the feeling of being too full

I ate so much dinner I got a food baby.

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