Someone that has a very short and skinny penis. Like a duck.
"OMG, that guy has a little duck dick!"
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When you are at a party and you excuse yourself to go outside to fart, you are checking on the "night ducks" as they are migrating at this time of year.
GEEZ Johnnie that is the third time you went outside in the last 1/2 hour. "Yup, checking on the "night ducks".
A gamer girl that is very kind and sweet like a strawberry but mean and aggressive if provoked like a duck.
Wow that gamer girl is such a strawberry duck
A cutesy pet name alluding to a happy widdle duck going splishy-splashy in a puddle.
I missed you puddle duck.
*nuzzle*
The act off pooping in the bathtub
Unfortunate accident bathtub shitty duck poop
A ultra rare glowing bath toy. Only two were ever created, and they were sold to a thrift store for 25 cents. They were subsequently purchased by some douche-bag and his "girlfriend" at the time. It changes colors and produces joy to all those around it, and collects autographs.
Observer: What is that magnificent glowing thing that dude is holding?
Enlightened one: That is the one and only Rave Duck
The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.
Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.