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Duck Dick

Someone that has a very short and skinny penis. Like a duck.

"OMG, that guy has a little duck dick!"

by Fucking with Jewdy February 6, 2010

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night ducks

When you are at a party and you excuse yourself to go outside to fart, you are checking on the "night ducks" as they are migrating at this time of year.

GEEZ Johnnie that is the third time you went outside in the last 1/2 hour. "Yup, checking on the "night ducks".

by coyotemutt January 24, 2015


Strawberry Duck

A gamer girl that is very kind and sweet like a strawberry but mean and aggressive if provoked like a duck.

Wow that gamer girl is such a strawberry duck

by CoolStreet August 24, 2020


Puddle duck

A cutesy pet name alluding to a happy widdle duck going splishy-splashy in a puddle.

I missed you puddle duck.
*nuzzle*

by P_Titty October 6, 2021


Shitty duck

The act off pooping in the bathtub

Unfortunate accident bathtub shitty duck poop

by Apstrak February 13, 2016


Rave Duck

A ultra rare glowing bath toy. Only two were ever created, and they were sold to a thrift store for 25 cents. They were subsequently purchased by some douche-bag and his "girlfriend" at the time. It changes colors and produces joy to all those around it, and collects autographs.

Observer: What is that magnificent glowing thing that dude is holding?
Enlightened one: That is the one and only Rave Duck

by Juicy Gravy November 21, 2010


duck status

The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.

Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.

by Jashstar April 7, 2006