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A colloquial North Eastern Italian-American cultural phrase that defines the very little, usually none at all, amount of work Italian-Americans do on Fridays. Very commonly used along the New York and New Jersey border where many Italian-Americans call home today.
Vincenzo: Hey Johnnie what are you doin' today?
Johnnie: Whadaya mean Vinny? It's a fuckin' Bare Minimum Friday!
When your cousin finally answers your phone call and lets you cum inside her grandma.
Cousin 1: When are we partying!?
Cousin 2: in a few days it will be Alabama friday night!
Cousin 1: oh yeah! I’ll invite my dad!
The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.
Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."
Fat Bitch Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and are surrounded by fat bitches at the club. They stand in line snacking on pork rinds and trying to flirt with the doorman to skip the line, but end up having to wait. They always travel in packs.
Man this club is really known for Fat Bitch Friday. It is appropriate to wish fat bitches a "Happy Friday"
the best rhythm game with one of the most cancerous communities
guy1: wanna play friday night funkin'
guy2: please i just wanna see my family
When a hairy man decides to let loose on a Friday happy hour, letting his chest hair out in public so the bitches come flocking. The primary goal of this move is to get laid. He's kept it hidden all week but when work ends on Friday, it's Chest Hair Friday!
You see your buddy at the bar on a Friday night, chest hair out in the open, and he's talking to a girl. You come over and say, "it's Chest Hair Friday!"
A Newgrounds rhythm game similar to PaRappa the Rapper that blew up out of nowhere for no reason with a fanbase consisting of annoying kids and only like the game because it's popular.
friday night funkin killed newgrounds' servers