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The smearing of a deviled egg across the chest of a large, overly furry man by a young girl. The man must then lick his chest patch clean.
Dude just got a German Hulk Chest Bath from Disney with that deviled egg.
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"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.
I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!
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When one man is having sex with another man and he cum's in his ass, then the guy that is getting fucked in the ass takes a diarrhea shit and runny shit and cum runs out his ass, across his balls and down his penis and into the mouth of the girl sucking his dick.
Girl "OMG i decided to have a 3 way with these 2 guys and pulled a White German Truffle Slide on me and before i know i had shit and cum in my mouth"
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Ummm ... is it just me, or did the JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbor?
Yeah, and the Germans just bombed Pearl Harbor. You're so full of shit.
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When a woman inserts the roach of a lit joint into the hole of a man's penis, and proceeds to wrap her mouth around the lit end of the roach and then blows, sending smoke into the penis. Similar to a classic mouth-to-mouth shotgun, but into your dick. Get's you high as balls, in your balls.
Also known as a Dutch Down-Under Hit.
Bill: "Hey man, how was your trip to Oktoberfest?"
Mike: "Incredible man... got my first German Roach Job."
Bill: "German Roach Job? No Shit?!"
Mike: "Ya man I was even more stoned than the time we made those brownies... it was epic!"
Bill: "Jealous, all i ever get is lame old blowjobs...."
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During sexual intercourse the male shover his penis really far up the womens vagina that she starts crying and wimpering like a dog.
last night i gave my wife a german blood hound and now she cant walk.
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After sex one partner pinches a loaf onto the other partner's chest and rubs it in with coconut oil.
I'll never reverse cowgirl with that ho, she German chocolate caked me.
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