When the toping of your chalupa has been marinated with man juice and camouflaged with lettuce by a taco bell employee, then served up to a gracious unsuspecting customer.
Dude, last night at work I served up 10 Great White Chalupas in my 5 hour shift. Im spent man, i am spent.
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When the mighty Soviets kicked the fascist barbarians out of the motherland.
Teacher: Can someone tell me about the Great Patriotic War.
Dimitri: Yeah, when the fascists kicked our asses.
Teacher: Dimitri get out of the classroom you fascist.
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Wait, wasn't that on the show called, "Wow, Wow, Wubzy!?"
That yellow monster always pissed me off.
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when you are having sex in doggy style and you leave to go "wash your face" and your friend comes in the room and fucks her without her knowing, and you go knock on the window, or, when you are having sex in doggy style and when you are about to cum, you pull out, spit on her back and when she turns around, you skeet in her eye!
i surprised my girl with the great houdini and she got pissed, but now we look back on it and fucking laugh!!
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1.Taking from the poor, giving to the rich, giving racists positions of power when you can't have a family member hold that spot
2. Reverse Christmas
2a. A reason to hope you wake up soon
I'll make America great again, as soon as I'm done pooping.
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An exclamation of surprise
Great gallopin' Gilgamesh! Is it really you?!
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Usually done as a dare by drunk white 20 year old horny males it is when a person goes in the water and shits in the water to attract sharks. When the sharks arrive the other males tie it down upside down and proceed to put salsa in the sharks vagina or asshole. The males then proceed to put his penis inside the ass and fuck it til the cows come home. Usually they then letthe shark nibble their penis. This ususally ends in the decapitation of the penis' head
Hey Jimmy you're wasted! Lets go get some Great White Delight
I've got all this salsa...LETS GO FUCK A SHARK!!!
Im bored....LETS GO FUCK A SHARK!!!
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