Random
Source Code
Random
The silly word that comes out of children's and preteen's mouths when they don't know how to pronounce 'hors d'oerves'. Can lead to some interesting converstations.
Mrs. Connor, I really like your horse dervees. My favorite is the one with the cheese on a stick.
A big gross mess that no one wants or should have to deal with.
This product launch was a total horse abortion
Friend who lets and promotes friends who ride and love horses.
Every horse gal needs her horse pals.
1.Weed/bud that will leave yo breath smelling stank (as you’d imagine a horses breath to smell)
Reference:”cat piss”
2.the odor of dank bud in your mouth
“Heavy smoke, horse breath”
-kodak-Blackhole
“I can’t smoke witchu guys in the mornings that bud leaves me with horse breath”
An intense cramp suffered by Earl Pickles when he has not stretched himself. Earley Horses commonly occur in the legs but can appear anywhere on the body. The only known cure is intense stretches. They are hard to treat and only Earl knows how. If you feel a cramp coming on with an intense force, chances are you got yourself and Earley Horse. Watch out! It will kick you!
Earl: Oh no, I should have warmed up big time. I've got a terrible Earley Horse! (groaning) Owww.
Clyde: An Earley Horse? I know how you get those. Somebody didn't stretch!
Earl: Yeah, I forgot to. I was so busy with a bunch of other stuff that I just clean forgot. Now I'm paying for it.
Opal: You poor thing. Earley Horses really hurt, don't they?
Earl: Yes. But I bet I could still stretch it. (he stretches himself) Wow! That felt good. But its still cramping some.
Opal: Here, use my honey lotion. How about if I massage your leg with this? That would get the cramp out. (she starts massaging him) Easy now, let it work.
Clyde: How about we go for a walk, just you and me? But remember the warm up stretches! You don't want another Earley Horse.
Earl: They don't come on by force, but I sure love my Earley Horse!
Somebody that jacks off horses
"The rancher was a horse-canister"
When you are extremely high and see everything as nova colors
After smoking the drugs I was riding an orange horse.