Random
Source Code
Random
Fish hands is a breed of fish from the Polymixiidae family, though unlike its biological relatives, who live among the tropical waters of the Atlantic, Indian and Pacific Oceans, Fish hands is found around the borders of photos of randoms on Facebook. Fish hands survive off modern culture and thrive in strong social situations.
Procedure:
1. In achieving our goal, members of Fish Hands must perform the following for mad props and points.
1.1 When a photo is being taken of you, Fish Hands = points.
1.2 When a photo is being taken of somebody near you, leaning in for Fish Hands = more points.
2. The hailing of props is judged so accordingly.
2.1 The less you know the person within the photo, the larger the props.
2.2 The less you know the person taking the photo, the larger the props.
2.3 Props are awarded in varieties of mad, wicked, gnarly, etc and judged so on a case to case basis.
3. The awarding of points is judged so accordingly.
3.1 Owning or contributing to a well maintained Fish Hands album on facefuck is points.
3.2 Having your Fish Hands published on a non-believers facecunt album is epic points.
3.3 The quantity of invaded photos within a random’s facebook album directly relates to the epicness of said points.
3.4 Points are not actually calculated or maintained. Who gives a fuck.
Ultimate goal;
To see fish hands somewhere outside Australia, hence dominating the global market of media.
see teh facebook group for examples
Chris! Another photo ruined by fish hands
30👍 14👎
A skin condition which causes the oil glands to over-produce oils. This can be quite inconvenient when having to shake hands. It also poses quite a problem with using iPod touchs/iPhones because the dried on grease gets caked on the screen.
Person 1 - Hello good sir, how are you?
Greasy Hander - Fine *shakes hand*
Person 1 - Eww... Runs away and disinfects hands.
--------------------------Situation 2---------------------------
Person 1 - Can I borrow your iPod touch?
Greasy Hander - Here... *hands over iPod*
Person 1 - Eww, why is the screen all rough and greasy feeling?
Greasy Hander - Its just mah greasy hands!
14👍 5👎
Grandpa hands is when you soak your hand in warm water for 20-30 minutes. When your hands are good and wrinkled you pleasure yourself, just like your grandpa used to.
Last night I sat in the hot tub to long so I thought I would take advantage of my grandpa hands and pleasure myself.
15👍 5👎
When a male is holding one of his arms out like a fag.
Has his elbow bent at a roughly 90 degree angle.
Elbow at the side of the body.
Forearm is held out, in front of the body.
The hand is held loose, as if carrying an invisible purse.
Similar to a fag flop
bob: joe, look at timmy's fag hand in this picture
joe: haha what a fag
timmy: like, hey, stop making fun of me,
14👍 5👎
Man Like Hands on a female body. Masculine hands in which are covered with hair. Some cases of lili hands even result in hairy, saggy elbows... Hands Of A Giant. At times complains of peoples smell to change the focal point of the discussion.
The other day i was reading about this gurl who stays up all hours of the night while everyone is sleeping, cleaning her lili hands.
12👍 4👎
when somebody who doesn't have a girl friend or a loner shakes his special organ with his hand
Ever since Chris's girl friend broke up with him, he is relying on hand-pump.
Matt was doing hand-pumping whole night, he looks so pale.
Hand-Pump is the best way to satisfy yourself without spending a single quid and No-tensions as well.
13👍 4👎
A person who's will or force is so strong they can do pretty much whatever they want.
Can also mean street cred
He keeps his Pimp-hand strong.
12👍 4👎