up in his grundle

A phrase describing being so close to someone that it is akin to being on a man's grundle

Person A: James was so close to Nick that he could feel his breathe.

Person B: Yeah, James was up in his grundle.

pinch his balls

The act of antagonizing a man's sense of manliness, thereby belittling him and leaving him no choice but to defend his manhood.

"Khadijah pinched his balls by called him a momma's boy, at which point he became defensive and started arguing with her"

Reema: "It's really pathetic how you can't open this pickle jar"
Daniel Craig: "Man Reema, you really know how to pinch his balls!"

Hi-hat head

When listening to music, instead of bobbing ones head to the beat, one bobs ones head along with the hi-hat.

Every time that song comes on, he gets hi-hat head.

What's his balls?

A term for any male actor or public figure who's name one can not remember.

Oh yeah it's that spy movie with Vin Diesel and What's his balls?

eat his roll

Some pervert wanting to eat ass

Tim wants to eat his roll being Rays roll

Snare his victim

To dismiss a batman. Usually through the means of twitch, flight or a combination of both.

With my superior twitch I will snare his victim.

Hi, anybody there :P ?

The popular opening phrase used in texts by socially awkward guys to seem vaguely casual and interesting without being excessively needy and extra; there is also the clever use of an emoji to convey a playful boyish spirit. It is important to note that this only seems cool to them and not the intended recipient of the text

Normal People:

N: Hey, how's it going?
M: Not much
N(internally): I'm going to die alone and unloved

Socially Awkward

N: Hi, anybody there :P ?
M: Not much
N (internally): I am a cool, funny and valid human being