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misunderstood and a highly complicated group of immature teenagers in a higher education standard, but do not seem to take the option, who live by their standards no matter if or when rules apply. popular names for these group of kids are hooligans, juveniles, brats, etc.
"mark, who stole the mailbox again?"
" ugh, its those damn high schoolers down the road. i oughta call the cops on them. "
" oh dont bother, there just some rotten kids."
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Also referred to as stone femme, a high femme is a femme lesbian who doesn't want to penetrate her partner during sex or touch her partner's genitals. This doesn't necessarily mean she's adverse to pleasuring her partner in other ways, but she doesnt feel the desire or need to. Contrary to belief, high femme doesnt inherently mean extremely feminine, this is a myth spread by the futch scale which was started by reddit lesbians as a joke. Additionally, high femmes arent selfish or lazy!! High femmes are valid ♡
"I'm a stone butch and my girlfriend is a high femme, I love her sm!"
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Complete and utter euphoria -- absolute bliss for the first hit of the day.
Then, subsequently, trying desperately to recapture that elusive ultimate high, you may find yourself... stealing from your mama; all the while, chasing the dragon in the most spun-out of fiendish, criminal enterprises.
You need some sleep, buddy.
Mr. Hyde is Dr. Jekyll HIGH ON CRACK.
"I'm HIGH ON CRACK, yo!
Since we been friends so long,
I'm warning you to hang on to your billfold."
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when something amazing happens, and a measly high five is not going to cut it, you gotta add a thumbs up pound to that five, and give it an extra f*ck yeah!
Hey I see your are in a total chax state, give me a high six for that one!
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To ejaculate on a females face when it was mutually understood it was only ok to ejaculate on her breasts. So you 'accidentally' aimed high.
Man "Can I cum on your tits?"
Woman "Sure, just dont hit my face"
*Squirt*
Man "....Oops, my bad ;-)"
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A person who demands an extremely specific person to be their lover. It is usually very hard for someone with High Standards to meet a compatible person, but if all standards are met, she is a keeper.
"Ugh, I hate my love life."
"What's wrong Bob?"
"This girl I met is a Christian, Gamer, Speaks 15 languages, and is a black belt in karate! But she isn't a Virgin smh. She doesn't meet my standards, so I'm going to have to let her go."
"Well, that's what happens when you have High Standards."
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A theory developed whilst under the influence of Marijuana.
1) In High Theory, it is a good idea to try the Houdini or the Strawberry Shortcake on my wife tonight.
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