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Sports Hipster

A person (usually male) who only gets his sports information from the ESPN network and quotes their analysts indiscriminately claiming it as his own opinion.

Guy 1: "Did you know Joe thinks the SEC is the best football conference?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that's exactly what the ESPN commentators said; I've always thought Joe was a sports hipster."

by Allen Killen January 2, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hipster Hypebeast

an upper middle class boy, who thinks longboarding is underground and cool. yet he buys overly priced boards every month from bad dealers. similar to the behavior of a "hypebeast" I.E, going to flight club and buying 400 dollar jordans when you could get them at a mall for 75 to 100 dollars. both do this to make up for having a small penis, or "anxiety disorders."

Hipsters, Williamsburg Brooklyn, Assholes, Inferiority complexes. Hipster Hypebeast

by 1 guy 1 hypebeast March 13, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


hipster

ACTUALLY, anyone who knows anything about Callum knows that he isn't only in 3 bands. DUH! He also raps under the name Milton Diamondz and has another band called TOUR!

"Callum, you have gold shoes. You put the hip in hipster"

by Rosie O Donnell February 5, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


neo-hipster

(n). The mainstream or wannae-be hipster. Wears the hipster clothes and knows some of the bands, but falls short of the 'real' hipster

I got this shirt at Urban Outfitters.
Man, that girl is so neo-hipster.

I wouldn't be caught dead at the 930 club, it's full of neo-hipsters.

by sean@ndcallie September 16, 2005

31๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


happy hipster

A common picture on 4chan of a young man, giving the thumbs up sign and grinning eagerly in front of a yellow sports car, thus giving him the name 'happy hipster', for his fad of sports cars and his friendly grin. Many people photoshop the picture of the man onto related pictures of a 4chan posters topic.
It is mainly found on /b/, though every board has taken this fad.

"Will someone post a picture of some hot Russian chicks puking in each others mouths?"
*Insert happy hipster here*

by Happy Hipster April 23, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


hipster skinhead

The latest trend among hipsters and indie kids in the UK. Hipster skinheads are young (usually middle class) people who take influence from '70s and '80s British skinhead fashion. They typically wear polo shirts or plaid/checked shirts buttoned up to the top, along with skinny jeans, Dr. Martens or Converse high tops and perhaps a military jacket. An important accesory is a pair of braces (known in the US as suspenders) to hold the jeans up. Hipster skinheads often have the back and sides of their head shaved, leaving the top long, although some have their head completely shaved.

Apart from dress sense, there are few other common features between hipster skinheads. Many listen to hardcore punk: both from the newer wave of bands that have recently received some popularity with the indie press (such as Gallows, Fucked Up and Rolo Tomassi); and also classic old-skool bands (such as Minor Threat, Bad Brains and Agnostic Front). Another common feature is that many hipster skinheads love the film This Is England, which is very influential upon their fashion. Like other hipsters, they tend to be fairly skinny, although unlike other hipsters some sport fairly macho tattoos.

Interestingly, there has been a revival of skinhead fashion among non-hipsters in the UK as well, particularly chavs but also some punks. The general resurgence of skinhead fashion in the UK is reflected by the appearance of the character Cook in the popular British TV series Skins. However, Cook is not really a hipster skinhead.

It is important to note that hipster skinheads are not, as a rule, racist. In fact, like other hipsters, they tend to lean politically to the left, despite the fact that skinheads tend to be associated traditionally with right-wing politics.

Asian guy: "Oh shit, look at those skinheads coming our way! We're in for some trouble!"
Other guy: "Nah, don't worry man, they're just skinny hipster skinheads."

by HallOfMirrors April 20, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


hipster funk

That overpowering pungent smell, or funk rather, that permeates your house after leaving that stubborn dead hipster body in bassment for a week.

Dude, it reeks of hipster funk in here. Didn't I tell you to bury that hipster a week ago.

by robstheman March 26, 2007

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