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A man attractive and physically fit with a body built like a stallion, but also cute like a bunny. A man who is well endowed, or " blessed " in the front (hung like a horse), but will be sweet & soft enough to cuddle you (like a bunny)after coitus.
And/Or a man who knows when to be hard and when to be soft.
And/Or a man who can screw you hard, but hold you in their arms after.
A rare and beautiful result of a long line of premium eugenics.
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Female 1: " OMG girl! The guy I'm dating is PERFECT! Not too hard, not too soft ya know? Such a horsebunny! "
Female 2: " Damn, girl! Sounds like a keeper! Where can I find a guy like that?"
Female 1: " IDEK girl!! I've been looking for a horse bunny all my life!
A family friendly word Markiplier sometimes uses for the word ‘Bullshit’
‘What a bunch of horse baloney!!’
- Markiplier
The incessant smell that comes from someone acting like a horse's arse
Anthony was being a cunt as usual, but it wasn't his cuntish behaviour that annoyed me but the leaking cabbage gas, the horse's stink that made me dry reach
An inability to attract and seduce women which leads to the person fucking a horse instead. Another name for dying alone
“Bro, Erik struck out 3 times at the bar last night”, “I know, he’s definitely gonna end up fucking the horse”
To tackle someone to the ground by grabbing the back of their shirt collar.
John was horse-collared on his way to the endzone
1. A weird, dumb person; someone who is very ignorant and does not like to listen to other people.
2. A funny nick name you can call other people to just make fun of them or make them laugh.
1. Shut up Bob, stop being such a sponge horse!
2. HAHA, Bob!! You spongehorse!! Heehee
Friend who lets and promotes friends who ride and love horses.
Every horse gal needs her horse pals.