twenty four hours

the spelled out version of how many hours are in a day fucking stupid

open twenty four hours!

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3 hour tour

having sex with any of the members of the gilligan's island tv show

I was so down for a 3 hour tour with Ginger, but then fucking Bob Denver showed up.

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3 More Hours

Kamala Harris wants to add 3 More Hours to public schools in America.

Oh well, you people voted for this...so don’t come back crying

3 More Hours?? Are you out of your freaking mind. 3 more hours....so people get home from school at like 5 or 6 pm now??

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Real Kiwi Hours

The time ranging from 12:00 A.M to 11:59 P.M in which you go out to go scavenge for and food or scraps to keep yourself nourished.

Random Stranger: Hey do you have the time?
Me: Yeah, it's Real Kiwi Hours

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depressed cunt hours

The period of time when a cunt is depressed.

It is time for depressed cunt hours 🙄

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Hour Glass Effect

When a guy goes into cold water and his ballsack shrinks around his testicles, resembling a sideways hourglass.

At the beach, the water was so cold that I experienced the hour glass effect.

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worst hour of the year

That hour of the year during which the median noise over any radio path is at a maximum.

Note: This hour is considered to coincide with the hour during which the greatest transmission loss occurs.

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