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If you want a great Valentine's Day, you don't even need to leave the house; just give the person you love a romantic Valentine's Day gift, like Human Suitcases.
A "Human Suitcase" is that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
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A hybrid between human and darlek created so the darlek race from the show Dr Who can survive.
Dalek Sec used himself as a lab rat in the final experiment and was turned into a human darlek.
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A sex position where most often gay men get in a line and each one sticks their penis in the buttocks of the person in front of them.
You’re so gay you get in a Human Centipede ten times a day.
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A person who can take inhuman amounts of damage and come out of it fine.
While not human a good example would be a machine called a terminator from the Terminator movie series. how the machine takes damage and continues moving forward. An example of a human tank ,if you want to see humans who are like this go watch any mainstream anime. Ex (bleach, naruto, DBZ, fairy tail, one piece)
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When you continue to wipe your arse but cannot get to the point of a clean wipe.
I took a shit earlier but despite trying for a solid 10 minutes I was unable to wipe my arse clean. I think I have turned into a human crayon.
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The "Boiled alive" effect of high pressure, high temperature steam bursting into a confined space and searing the skin off the personnel in said space. Occurs mainly on board vessels, where less than intelligent choices are made that result in human lobsterism. Related to the cooking process of lobsters, who are boiled alive and cooked to a tender perfection. You will want to avoid steamy baths at ALL TIMES.
After a screaming metal sound rings throughout the engine room...
MMC King: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE
EM2 Calvert: I don't know! We were playing Wizards and ET2 Hansen cast a lightning bolt at me to I threw a wrench at him... Then he picked it up and started using it to loosen stuff... he said he was casting "Steam Jet"
MMC King: You FUCKING WIZARDS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING THAT LOOKS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT? HE LIKELY EXPERIENCED HUMAN LOBSTERISM! Do you have ANY idea how much paperwork I'll have to do?
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A person who's head is so far up their own ass that they become donut shaped.
"Dude, David is so annoying. He just finished reading The Stranger and now he won't shut up about how life is meaningless. The worst part is he talks about this bullshit like he invented it."
"Yeah man, he's becoming a human donut."
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