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$100 dollar bill, as that’s the most common bill you’ll see at the tables.
At the cashier: I’m cashing in 200 in chips.
Cashier: Here ya go! 2 Vegas dollars!
When you pay for somthing in all crumbled dollars(doesn't have to be a stripper)
Man I'm so broke I had to pat in all pocket dollars
what you say before blowing up a bi9n ladens taxi cab
wait here a minute..... you lose... a trillion dollars!
The story of a man quitting gambling before he got the dimaonds so the idamonds he didnt get but the other guy was minign also and he was going to the diamonds so he got the million bajillion dollars and not the other guy cuz he quit.
Don't quit now! Otherwise you'll miss the opportunity to get a million bajillion dollars!!!
The only do rags people were anymore because they don't know where to actually buy them. Also the new wave is to cut the man out and post it on random things.
Kid-**needs to build a rocket for school and puts Dollar Tree Do-rag Man on it**(had glitter on it too)
**holding the rocket**
** glitter comes off**
Kid- The dollar Tree do-rag man nutted on me
When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates
If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.
Visions of change. For example 100,000,000,13.63. The one with the visions will take the 63 cents.
Almost funny how all her visions had dollar signs in them. They were dollar sign visions.