Irish Lemonade

When a gentleman receives a blowjob on St Patty's Day and pees in the ladies mouth.

On St Patty's Day, Mickey gave a random girl an Irish Lemonade.

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Irish picnic

When someone with a potato launcher shoots another person in the ass with it unexpectedly.

“I told Alex that I was gonna gave him til the count of ten, but I gave him the ol irish picnic instead...”

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Irish Switchblade

A broken beer bottle; usually used for self-defense in a bar fight, or as a deadly weapon in a rumble and/or your standard bumfight.

Two-Bit Matthew's weapon of choice when a gaggle of Socs roll up on him, Pony Boy, and Johnny at the Drive-In.

I got into an argument with this guy down at the pub last night, and he cut the shit out of me with an Irish Switchblade.

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Irish Expresso

Intercourse via the anus, committed by a large Irish man with an Italian man of smaller physical stature.

{espresso, past participle of esprimere, to press out, from Latin exprimere : ex-, ex- + premere, to press; see per-4 in Indo-European roots.}

Hobs licked Sean's backside while Matt gave him an
Irish Expresso .

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Irish Kissing

Finger-fucking a lady, usually in public (and oblivious to people making fun of you).

Last time I went out to a disco in Dublin, I caught a lad and a lass Irish Kissing on the dance floor! My buddies and I took pictures posing with them, but they didn't notice us.

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Irish Wank

A feisty wank with the erect penis smothered in Baileys Irish Cream.

Harvey: I swear I heard Sean having an Irish wank last night.

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irish condom

An empty Mars Bar wrapper thats only open at one end.

I didn't have a rubber on me so i had to use and Irish condom

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