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Purple Jesus

Minnesota Vikings running back and future NFL Hall of Famer Adrian Peterson.

Man, did you see Purple Jesus shred that Bears D yesterday?

by PurpleJesus September 10, 2007

382πŸ‘ 197πŸ‘Ž


Jesus Boots

Sandals.(Use caution with Jesus in profane senses.)

Jesus boots are made for the summer more than spring or fall.

by Light Joker June 30, 2004

74πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


jesus light

Crepuscular ray; twilight

A very nice shot of jesus light, captured a nice lighting effect through the clouds.

by Michael Chan December 13, 2007

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Urban Jesus

One who is spiritual, yet has a very attractive personality and/or good looks, is something of a genius, and is quite the romantic, may quailify for the title of urban jesus in your suburban area.

Awesome kid: Do you speak Bhukan!?
Urban Jesus: Yeah. Gahh Pridhh!
Awesome kid: What, you're gay!?
Urban Jesus: I'm dating Ashley Webber actually...
Awesome kid: Since when?
Urban Jesus: Now. Hey Ashley!

by The Urban Jesus September 26, 2009

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Swedish Jesus

Technically, Opeth's lead vocalist, guitarist and songwriter, Mikael Γ…kerfeldt.

"After listening to Orchid, I feel blessed by Swedish Jesus."

by Ms.MT December 21, 2011

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jesus Freak

A true Jesus Freak is one whose life has been changed by the unfailing love of Jesus Christ. They spend time in his word and choose to live for him. They do not try to cram Jesus down your throat, but instead they simply try to show you the love of Christ by their actions and behaviors. They trust that God will do the rest.
(Note: True Jesus Freaks do not live this way as an act, they are genuine people.)

Nick is such a nice guy, it wouldn't surprise me if he is a Jesus Freak.

by HeckaBeats January 25, 2010

203πŸ‘ 102πŸ‘Ž


jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

by Eric August 15, 2003

55πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž