josh and charli are the cutest couple ever. they don’t know it yet but they belong together. although charli and josh may have feelings for someone else, they will end up together 🥺
josh and charli being defined:
charli: i don’t like josh, he’s ugly
jess: we all know you do, don’t lie
charli: i like someone else, not him.
william: we all know that you both like each other
charli and josh: no
josh carrington is the most solid man in morecambe, and is known for being friends with chaz hamps, being a top shagger and towering over rueben spencer in height don’t even dare to speak his name because he may appear to steal your gyal with his gorgeous face and phenomenal style.
josh carrington is a propa sound fella
the best human being alive. he gets all the girls. yum!
yo that kid josh baum is hot as fuck.
April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare
Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!
disgusting small donut hole looking person
literally one of the most annoying people you will ever meet
he thinks he has a lot of friends but everyone is j too kind hearted to say that they do not like him
hey Josh Phoebus, you disgusting small donut hole looking person
Josh Mackie is a hung ass mother fucker. He will steal yo girl and destroy her insides with his enormously large penis. When girls come near him, it's like a tractor beam of hotness that just pulls them in. Once they see him, they immediately take off their clothes.
That big dick over there is josh mackie
The battle to decide the done definitive josh
“Did you see the battle of the josh”
“Yeah, I thought josh had it in the bag”