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jason the furry

jason is a weird person who has curly hair and alot of bumps on his face. hes super weird and he acts and looks like a furry.

you remember jason?

oh jason the furry?

by wawkhardt October 5, 2023


jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest

"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"

by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013


Great Value Jason Momoa

Showing resemblance to the iconic actor Jason Momoa but lacking in substance. Typically used to describe a knock off version of someone of statue.

Look at that Great Value Jason Momoa, he can't even swim.

by RUHdog July 9, 2021


Jason Mimosa

When you pour a mimosa down a man’s back and someone drinks it as it flows through his ass crack and drips off his taint and balls.

Studies show Jason mimosas are the drinks of choice among bachelorette parties and Marines

by Jason Mimosa September 14, 2023


Jason Rodriguez

Jason Rodriguez has small PP, I would know

Jason Rodriguez has such a small pp

by DragonKing18500 July 5, 2022


Jason Matson

World's best developer and a gaming conscript, he dominates every game he plays and develops catagory A software. He is also the developer of GSU.

Jason Matson is so sexy!

by jason god October 7, 2020


Jason weir

The one and only important Jason a sweeper that is bigger then a bus

Jason weir was discovered in the old town of Pyon Chang and still lives today

OmG it's Jason weir

by Jason Fay 1992 November 22, 2019