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When you get a blowjob while your high.
Guy #1: Bra, right after I smoked this huge joint my girl gave me this awesome Blaze Job.
Guy #2: Ohhh yeaaa.
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The act of giving your boss a blow job, so you can keep your job. Named after the worst sports announcer in history. Joe Buck must have given dozens of "Buck-Jobs" to stay employed for so long.
Friend: "Dude, you burned down the store, how are you not fired?"
Dude: "I gave my boss a Buck Job and he changed his mind."
Friend: "That's gross!"
Dude: "It works for Joe Buck."
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The act of having two girls scissor on your cock.
Dude, Lauren and Kayla totally got naked and started scissoring on my cock. I got a v-job!
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A sexual act which is same as any other foot job or foot fuck except that the provider has a severe case of bunions on both feet. The bony protrusions are highly pleasurable to the receiver's fuck knob as they provide additional, rigid stimulation that is not otherwise provided by someone with soft, non-bunioned feet.
Carl loved getting a good foot job to pacify his foot fetish. While he enjoyed a getting off on a girl's soft feet, he truly preferred the enjoyment and stimulation of a good old fashioned Bunion Job.
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a term used to describe a situation in which any person involved in a blow job (or blowjob) gets a bloody nose. This term could also be applied to any situation in which blood is involved in any way with the blow job.
"This dude over here just got a blood job. Check out all of that blood on him. Let us laugh heartily together now."
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Tattoos in a very visible area of the body. Originally used to describe knuckle tattoos, the term has broadened to inclued ink work on hands, neck, face, forearms, etc.
The term makes the obvious allusion to the fact that, in many segments of American Society, persons with the tattoos in question have somewhat limited career opportunities.
"As soon as she spotted my Job Killers, the interview was pretty much OVER"
"But I'm the most qualified candidate! Must be the Job Killers. Don't descriminate based on the colors of my skin!"
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The act of dipping or inserting a man's balls inside a womans vagina.
Joe: "Hey did you get with that girl last night?"
Jack: "Yeah dude I totally gave her a Bull Job"
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