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If you ask this question who will die.
Brother: Spell ICUP
You: J-O-E
Brother: Who is Joe
You: JOE MAMA
Brother:*dies*
You:*default dances*
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Someone starts on another person in the street or there is major grievance between two people the attacker or defender will make the case known that he is not amused.
Attacker: "look u want some?"
Defender: "ere, dont make me go joe pesci on ya"
Attacker and defender then ensue in an almighty bloody battle to the death on the streets.
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Johanna's ultimate inspiration to make passionate love (noun hard bamboola)
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An all girls school in Cleveland, Ohio. A school filled with whores, nic addicts, and future housewives. A school where seeing 2 girls walk out of the same stall is almost normal. The freshman hallway always stinks, the bathrooms smell like mint pods and asshole, the lunch lady hates her job and the janitors probably do meth. Go to Joes if you want your self confidence and your standards to drop lower then the minority rate there, because being deprived from boys means they will literally fuck anything. GO JAGS!!!!
Did you see her boyfriend??? You can tell she goes to Saint Joes.
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to all dumbasses who entered a definition to shoeless joe, its a baseball player who played for the white sox, later to be called the black sox caused by the players of that team, which included shoeless joe jackson. Proved to be one of the best in the game, but forfeited all rights to hall of fame for supposively gambling and flopping the game. Boo ya!!
Shoeless Joe is off the heezy fo sheezy
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A name that will live in infamy, when on 9/9/09, this man (Republican Congressman at the time) decided to put down Barack Obama during his publicized speech to congress, using the now all to famous term You lie!
Barack Obama: The reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.
Joe Wilson: You lie!
Crowd: GASP
Barack Obama: That's not true.
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Quarterback for the New York Jets from 1965 to 1976. He is considered the greatest player in Jets history. He was born in Beaver Falls, PA on May 31st, 1943.
On the field, he helped turn the Jets into Super Bowl Champions by leading the Jets to victory againt the heavilly favored Baltimore Colts. He told the media that the Jets would win Super Bowl III, with the famous gaurantee prior to the big game. He would leave the NFL with lots of awards and have his jersey number 12 retired by the Jets organization. He is an NFL Hall of Famer.
Off the field, Namath was fashionable and somewhat excentric who had a penchant for unconventional and loud clothing and decorating styles. He loved and dated beautiful women throughout and after his playing career. Namath loved to drink; though sometimes this would become a problem. Namath said he wanted to kiss tv commentator Suzy Kolber during a nationally televised football game.
His nicknames are Broadway Joe and Joe Willie Namath.
"Hey, who's your favorite Jet of all time?"
"Joe Namath."
"Why Broadway Joe?"
"Cause he was my favorite quarterback and he made the Jets Super Bowl Champions!"
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