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Texas Jump Josh

When you jump a person named Josh after someone pays you money to do so

I can’t hang out today I have a Texas Jump Josh to do

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021


Double R Jump

Another name for a hidden shortcut in a forest/city/cave/race track/etc that for the longest time lays undiscovered, but once someone finds it, word gets around and everyone will try to use it as well, with varying levels of success.

The name comes from a fabled exploit in Mario Kart 64, when playing Rainbow Road, turn and jump just as you start down the first ramp, and if done right, you'll skip a huge portion of the track

Guy 1: There's gotta be a faster way out of this forest!
Guy 2: Follow me, there's a double R jump just up the road, we'll use that!

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018


More More Jump!

MMJ (short name for More more jump) is a girl group of 4 members from a game called Project Sekai,
the following members are:
Hanasato Minori,
Kiritani Haruka,
Momoi Airi&
Hinomori Shizuku.
Besides those 4,there are two girls from Virtual Singer (also from Project Sekai) to accompany,they are:
Hatsune Miku&
Kagamine Rin.
Their debut song is New edgy idols (I thought it was New edgly idols at first..BUT THO THEY ARENT EMO AND DEPRESSED UNLIKE NIGHTCORD AT 25:00)

Shizuku:how about "More More Fight!"?
Airi:Seriously?!Fight has another meaning!!It could mean like punching people or other violent stuff!!!!!!
Minori:Hmm..A-ha!What about,"More More Jump!"?

by Wonderhoi is better than you March 21, 2023

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creampie long jump

When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....

My girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.

by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 3, 2017


go jump in a hole

An insult given to a very obnoxious person

Land: I know everything and am going to be really obnoxious about it.

Jam: Go jump in a hole

by Djsns December 5, 2013


Colorado Bean Jump

When you and your sexual partner break into a Taco Bell and participate in violet acts of sodomy using the taco ingredients then later putting the ingredients back to be eaten by people the next day.

"Me and Stacy are gonna head up to Taco Bell tonight to participate in a Colorado Bean Jump with her parents."

Tim's hoe slowly poured a Baja Blast on his penis during the Colorado Bean Jump.

by Bean Duncan November 3, 2017


Gucci Baby Jump

A usage of the famous street wear slang Gucci to indicate that a situation or problem is sorted or will be sorted to perfection and that one may throw away all their worries and enjoy.

Tom : "I can't take it anymore man"
Joe: "It's okay I stole some cash"
Tom: "Really? "
Joe : "Yeah, Gucci Baby Jump!"

by guccishadesnohat May 8, 2019