Lick my knob

An insincere request for a blow job said in a sarcastic or condescending manner.

"My boss asked me to come in for work during my vacation. I told him he could lick my knob first."

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lick my sack

Something Phil Anselmo shouted on Pantera's 1990 album, "Cowboys from Hell."

My stand is the human race
Without a label or a face
So they can lick my sack - "Hesresy," Pantera

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fag lick

self explanitory: word for one who would lick a fag
usually used in a demeaning way;;

What are you looking at, fag lick??

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funnel lick

when you feel the need to pull out a funnel to more efficiently lick the leftovers out of the woman anus, or pussy.

John got a good one on with christina.

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Licking the bottle

When you are interested in a girl and effectively tell your friends as to make her off limits to their sexual conquests, much like if you licked a bottle so that nobody would drink from it while you were out of the room.

Dude, I am Licking the bottle on this girl. Back off.

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Bloody Lick

The act of a male dressing up as a soldier cutting his tongue and licking a naked chick. BONUS: Add spices and vodka into vagina and drink-n-lick at same time for a narly Bloody Mary. DOUBLE BONUS: Cut off both partners pubic hair and put into the mix for a Bloody Hairy. HARDCORE BONUS: Continue process until chick cums, then all get a cup and have all the juices pour into it, immediately hold her down and force it down her throat. If she vomits, you must eat it.

John: Hey White...I'm gay now.
White: Was it that Bloody Lick Arik told you not to try out?
John: ...
White: ...yeh...

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Lick-sauce

Alcoholic Beverage; Alcohol.

Bring some lick-sauce to that party tonight.

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