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Happens when you lose control of your bowels.
That frozen burrito went right through me and I logged onto my innernetting.
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when a lady is trying to poop on your chest and your friend forces it back in with his wiener and you get your buddies to help him with their wieners
Carly came over after cinco de quatro and was trying to empty her money bin on my chest but Chester and his friends gave her the old Alabama log jam and that was the end of her.
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The use of a butt plug on long road trips so as to eliminate the need for bathroom breaks or the use of depends.
Dude, I was running so late this morning, I didn't even have time to make deuce, so I did a Tennessee Log Jammer so I wasn't late for class.
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When, after sex, a woman deficates on a man's chest and then urinates on it.
Last night, Stacy gave Tom a Tennessee log flume and he ended up washing his sheets three times to get all the piss and shit out.
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to take a large shit
yeah mate ill be right back just gotta lay down a log
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to apply oil to someones penis
Randy: oil my log?
Jamal: whip your trousers down.
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The act of shitting a solid thick log. Allow two to three days for the turd to reach optimal rigidity, at which point two lesbian lovers (or male) can use the ample log in a scissoring fuck fest until reaching climax, at which point the log can be further preserved for future endeavors.
Anna and Katie performed the double log Johnson with my bulbous bowel movement.
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