a sexy god, who loves tits and sleep
i want to fuck luke roberts
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1. CapnDik
2. Lucas
3. The guy staring you down from the back of the snack isle.
3. Simply, the sexiest man alive.
"Damn, B! Who is that tubby bitch staring at me from behind the Fritos?" "Don't you know, ho? Thats the smoothest pimp, Uncle Luke!!!"
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this dope kid from oregon who writes the ill rhymes and might just be the next president of the united states. only if he wants to though.
hip hop for president!
"he is the man, but not the one who opresses people. the one with the cooler, less wack definition"
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The official doctor of swaganomics, with a minor in swag science and swagger history.
Are you low on swag? It's okay, go see Luke Foster, he's a doctor of swaganomics.
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is THE definition of "rebel/sexiness/pleasure". . . .he is the guy everyone sees at the party and wants to push him into a spare room and lock the door and do things to him that most guys cant even dream about!!
person1: gosh that guy is sooooo Luke Bellman!
person2: how do you knnow?
person1: because he just looked at me and it made me wet!!
person2: OMG, he just did it to me too and i just had an orgasim!!
person1 & person2: "WOWW i want Luke Bellman"
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