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What you do when you need to fire an employee who is also a close friend. Take him out for steak and give 'em the pink slip.
"Hey, is Eric coming?"
"No, we aren't very friendly since I steak lunch'd him."
The act of vomiting ones lunch.
When one gags upon food.
Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!
Someone who never wakes up until lunchtime.
There's no point in calling her yet, she never wakes up until the crack of lunch.
Going to the local park during school's lunch break and getting the greatest blowjob from your bf/gf
Ready to go to the park? I wanted to give you a lunch break special ;)
the act of forgetting ones footwear while hastily returning from lunch
"where is your other shoe?"
"OH SHIT!, I must must have left it in the lunchroom!"
"Oh boy...another lunchboot"
see boot soup
A barely edible microwaved meal that requires a starvation level of 15+ to consume. The consistency is generally sloshy or rubber like a fucking tire. Most school lunches are pathetic due to the creation of the Obama Burger.
Damian choking down his school lunch... his parents must never feed him.
The worst non-edible concoction of the universe. Food that is an old, over or under cooked, too greasy, spoiled version of real food.
Kyle: did u see the school lunch dude
Matt: yeah it looks like dog shit