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The biggest bitch known to man.
Matthew is a bitch boy
At first glance Matthew looks like a very intimidating person, but once you see his other sides he is one of the softest people you will ever meet. He is the best hurdler on the track team, and an amazing football player. Since he’s a virgo, he has a very large ego, so when he’s around his friends he can be a total douchebag. He has the worlds cutest smile, big round hazel eyes that you could stare into for centuries, and a pair of lips nicer than any others. Matthew looks like the type of person to get terrible grades, but he is always on the higher end of everybody in the school, getting mostly A’s and B’s. He deeply cares about his relationships, and is willing to do next to anything to keep one as long as it’s healthy. He also happens to be a very popular person at school, and, of course, a person who likes pretty, popular girls over potatoes.
Girl 1: Hey do you see Matthew over there? He always looks kinda angry and intimidating.
Girl 2: Oh, don’t worry. He’s actually one of the nicest, most caring people you’ll ever meet. He’s just got a bit if a resting bitch face and an attitude.
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Matthew is a typical ugly person. Who tried to be hot, but always fails he is pretty big on size. Matthew’s play different variety of sports, but tend to not be any good at American Football. Matthews like to sit on their ass all day and play games that have a lot of cringe or are very old like Fortnite. Matthew tends to be very very dumb, and the typical one always have a dumb friend that is Russian. Matthew is a bad name and don’t name your kids it.
Matthew is dumb
Matthew/Matt/Mat/Mattie/ He is a very autistic person and can be found deep down in the depths of downtown.. He sucks at everything and he can die lol hes a poop.
YO LETS GO HANGOUT WITH MATTHEW
NO HE SUCKS
A boy that doesnt give a damn of my bff’s feelings Has A big attitud. The size of a chair and has mental problems and Acts latino
The homie, da boy, Matthew is always there to help a Gianni be a good boi he can command his army of monkey people like Achilles, Nicolas and the bois where the common Santiago will always suck up to him. This guy is dope and always date a Matthew also Matthew if you’re seeing this right now you owe me 2.46 in money 💴
Look it’s Matthew watch as the common Santiago tries to mate with the Matthew by showing him memes it worked! The Matthew has shown comical enjoyment bye exhaling his breath.