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Matthew

At first glance Matthew looks like a very intimidating person, but once you see his other sides he is one of the softest people you will ever meet. He is the best hurdler on the track team, and an amazing football player. Since he’s a virgo, he has a very large ego, so when he’s around his friends he can be a total douchebag. He has the worlds cutest smile, big round hazel eyes that you could stare into for centuries, and a pair of lips nicer than any others. Matthew looks like the type of person to get terrible grades, but he is always on the higher end of everybody in the school, getting mostly A’s and B’s. He deeply cares about his relationships, and is willing to do next to anything to keep one as long as it’s healthy. He also happens to be a very popular person at school, and, of course, a person who likes pretty, popular girls over potatoes.

Girl 1: Hey do you see Matthew over there? He always looks kinda angry and intimidating.

Girl 2: Oh, don’t worry. He’s actually one of the nicest, most caring people you’ll ever meet. He’s just got a bit if a resting bitch face and an attitude.

by MinHaneul April 15, 2019

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Matthew

Momentous
Ardent
Torrid
Tenderhearted
Harmonic
Eccentric
Warm

Momentous Matthew will be because his ardent torrid tenderheart.

Matthews jacket, though hilarious and essentric, looks warm.

by luckystar7778 April 8, 2019

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Matthew

That one background person that can be socially awkward, yet is nice, funny, smart, and possibly sexy. Often never plays mainstream sports (i.e. football, baseball, soccer, basketball, etc,). common interests include gaming, nerf guns, WWII, and star wars. has a wide range of friends such as gamers, nerds, athletes, and the other socially awkward people (including girls). Sometimes wishes to be called Matthias for no reason.

That kid Matthew is such a nice kid.

by DRGWRR315 May 9, 2018

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Matthew

The biggest bitch known to man.

Matthew is a bitch boy

by Woahieeeeew1234567890 March 21, 2019

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Dave Matthews

A Dave Matthews is when one enjoys drinking a beverage of human urine. This procedure was popularized by the musician of the same name, who enjoys the taste of urine on stage during performances.

If you're ever in a survival situation, or just need a refreshing beverage, drink a "Dave Matthews".

by afernandez November 13, 2007

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Matthew

Matthew is a typical ugly person. Who tried to be hot, but always fails he is pretty big on size. Matthew’s play different variety of sports, but tend to not be any good at American Football. Matthews like to sit on their ass all day and play games that have a lot of cringe or are very old like Fortnite. Matthew tends to be very very dumb, and the typical one always have a dumb friend that is Russian. Matthew is a bad name and don’t name your kids it.

Matthew is dumb

by Smart Guy222 November 9, 2018

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Matthew

Matthew/Matt/Mat/Mattie/ He is a very autistic person and can be found deep down in the depths of downtown.. He sucks at everything and he can die lol hes a poop.

YO LETS GO HANGOUT WITH MATTHEW

NO HE SUCKS

by Matthew Rachao October 23, 2018

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