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Mega-Tard

A guy named Aidan with mega-tism

Man Aidan is a Mega-Tard”

by Madsspam22 July 29, 2023


mega cringe

- Here's a little tune!

You're the C to the R to the I-N-G don't forget the E, spell out CRINGE!

1.) When your emotions is everywhere, and is impossible to contain.
2.) Experiencing physical discomfort when seeing another person or object.

-- It occurs when your face adopts an almost sour expression, your throat tightens, and you cringe hysterically without saying a word, only making facial gestures and noises, and occasionally clenching your hands. For Example: (AGGHH, OMYGAWSH SO CRINGEEE,SSSSSSSH etc..)

backreading old text messages makes me mega cringe.

by · *MagicalDuck1337 * · August 16, 2022


Mega Fasting

normal fasting is when you just give up food and drink for awhile a aday or hours what ever people try to handle but this fasting Mega Fasting is when you give up everything ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL PROVIDED US For as long as you can take it. no houses. no clothes.so like do this in a private backyard. no shoes no food, no water . no shelter from the rain or snow or thunder storms. im sure you won't keep your gate open to keep wild animals from attacking you. so you barely appreciate all these wonders and blessings and gifts ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL provide for us all the time non stop. he's always working for us creating new stuff and replenishing all our supplies for us non stop including food including animals and fish and lobster and shrimp. vegetables and fruits. remember the rainbow is a sign that we can eat all foods now forevermore. remember that always like the Sabbath the seventh day of rest is always maintain no matter how much time passes by.

Mega Fasting separates the liars/pretenders from the real servants of ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL .

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 20, 2022


Tyrannosaurus mega super aids

A newly discovered and extremely contagious disease. With capabilities to take out millions, scientists wonder of the possibilities of its use in warfare.

One country could use its tyrannosaurus mega super aids to defend and overcome rapid machine gun fire.

by Tyrannosaurus mega super aids March 2, 2018


Mega Bitchessi

Mega Bitchessi - a highly evolved mutated Bonessi(see Bonessi) When Bitchessi uses her voices, the strong vocal vibrations cause your eyes, ears and nose to bleed because the normal human body cannot handle the sound.

The nails of the Bitchessi have developed a strong organic steel like layer and have the ability to increase and decrease their length at will. They also secret a venom. If the venom enters your bloodstream, your body will go into paralysis only allowing you to speak in spanish verbs. The tongue becomes slit and long like a snake.

When Mega Bitchessi gets angry she will shed her skin revealing a layer of green scales, only growing her human skin back when she calms down. She crawls on all fours and her adhesive palms and feet allow her to stick to walls. She has developed selective super hearing allowing her to hear spanish verbs conjugated wrong and will pounce on all perpetrators of the “crime.” Her eyes will piece into your soul making you see your greatest fear.
The biggest trigger of this mutation is the mention of Joe Biden, or the mention of LGBTQ rights and multiple genders. Hearing these words causes the Bonessi to become encased in a cocoon until emerging as a Mega Bitchessi.

It is possible to reverse this transformation under very rare circumstances. It must suck the 1-inch penis Donald Trump while he is singing the communist national anthem. The Mega Bitchessi will calm down. Only then, can the process be reversed.

Here comes Mega Bitchessi, everyone hide!

by fakeitflowers November 19, 2020


Mega Room

Requires a very large room. Guys and girls enter with booze, all exit with STDs

Girl: Hey did you go to the mega room last night?
Guy: Yea, I got hammered
Girl: That's weird, I got nailed

by Rick Stroker December 20, 2010


Mega Homophobic

A person who really dislikes the LGBTQ community.

This guy is Mega Homophobic

by SuperEpicGuy69 August 26, 2022