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to sprinkle chili powder onto a man's shaft, & proceeding to lick it off, like the Lucas on a Mexican lollipop.
Rhonda: So how was your trip to Mexico with Gavin?
Jessica: Oh my gosh. I had so many Mexican lollipops! They were so good!
Rhonda: Oh you dirty dirty girl. I'm so jealous. I hope I get to enjoy some of Felipe's Mexican lollipop one day in the near future.
Jessica: Oh fasho girl. You'll like it.
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Mexican Whites: those people whom are not mixed with Indian or do not show to much Mexican Indian mix. Usually still white if they have non-oriental eyes, non-stocky body structure and usually not short in height, those who do are usually referred to as a light skin hispanic or light skin Mexican. Mexican whites are in the same race name as those of the rest of the european region, even though variation may exist.
(1)Is he Mexican? well it to hard to tell, since he doesn't show to much sign of Indian mix.
Or
(2)Ya, you can tell he's mexican because he shows sign of Indian,that other guy you can't tell, he's just a white guy or just a mexican white.
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A drink: Go work in a field and sweat your balls off, then go home, steep them in some warm goat milk for about 5 minutes and voila, a Mexican Latte!
Julio is being a really pissed off today. Juan must have given him a Mexican latte last night.
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the display of ones family on the back window of the family vehichle, depicted by stick figures, sometimes including the family pets.
"check out that escalade in front of us. that fools got his whole family tree on his mexican myspace"
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A waffle with manbutter and syrup instead of regular butter and syrup. Best served as part of breakfast in bed.
"Hey babe, you want me to make a special breakfast for you?"
"Yeah! That'd be awesome!"
"You're right, I will make a Mexican Waffle you'll never forget. I have a special organic protein butter that makes it really unique."
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A confrontation between several enemy's risking & willing to inflict damage towards each other in-order to resolve an issue. Guns are drawn and ready, neither side wants to participate in shooting but is willing if the opponent decides to fire their weapon first.
Nazi "Hear that?"
Nazi "That was the sound of my Walther pistol."
Basterd #1 "That makes two of us."
Basterd #1 "I've had a gun pointed at you since you've sat."
Nazi "Looks like we have a Mexican Standoff in our hands."
Basterd #2 "Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls!"
Boom! Boom! Boom!
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A quick spraying of a cheap cologne or a fast swipe of deodorant to mask the smell of one's body odor. Also related to a Pirate Bath.
I smelled real bad, but I didn't have time to take a real shower, so I had to take a Mexican Shower instead.
I think he just took a Mexican Shower, because as soon as I got close all I could smell was stank.
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