One of the best bassist alive, and also the creator of the new Mike Dirnt P-bass, which is the most comfortable, and playable bass ever.
-Billie Joe may write the songs, but no one grimaces like Mike fucking Dirnt!
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When you get rear ended in your vehicle.
Hey yo! I got Mike Brown'd today. I'm about to turn this wreck into a check!
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To sit around at a train station for upwards of 10 hours everyday regardless of weather, in hopes that a good train will come. Mikes often enjoy chocolate milk, and calling people driving around the closed crossing gates "Stupid Knuckleheads."
Man! I pulled a mike for so long yesterday that my chocolate milk started to curdle! Tomorrow, I'm going to Pull a Mike again!
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A common name that white people mix up with rapper "Mike WiLL Made-It"
Yo, did you hear that Mike Wilmer song?
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That one shitty uncle you know, who says that he has served in the US Army/Navy/Marines, and says that he has fought in WW2, Korea, Vietnam, WW1, Iraq, Libya and Afghanistan all at once, says that he has 25 Purple Hearts, 2 Medal of Honors, and all of these crazy amount of medals, and boasts about being a hero, even though he is only 36 years old and had never been a member of the Military for a single millisecond, he is very likely to own a military Jeep, or a Deuce and a Half.
-Oh look Dad, Here comes Uncle Mike, lets hope that he doesn't start to spew out bullshit for the 45th time this month.
-He probably will, I mean he was dropped head first after being born, Son.
-So that's why Uncle Mike is like this, thanks for letting me know dad.
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the persone every ones looking for but cant seem to find. Hahahaha losers who cant find mike rotch
aka m y c ro t ch lol ahahhaha
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a) cutest, most talented guy ever. bassist for the awesome band green day.
mike dirnt is one amazing bass player and no musicians can even compare
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