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Slaying Mountain Lions

Hoggin' but with skinny bitches

Are we hoggin' tonight Johnson? Nah man, I'm Slaying Mountain Lions. Or preferably,"I'm Slay me a Mountain Lion."

by Phillus Green August 24, 2007


Rocky Mountain Oysters

Bull testicles.

Dwight: "Colorado specialty -- Rocky Mountain Oysters"
Michael: "Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "That's because they're not Oysters. They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning!"

testicles balls bull testicles the office dwight nuts castrated

by IronicMushroom October 31, 2015


GI-mountain-GANTIC

The kind of word you think of when doing a report on The Hobbit at 10 at night

The dwarves live in a GI-mountain-GANTIC town.

by CheeseLlama October 13, 2008


racist mountain lion

A huge mountain lion with a plaid shirt that lives in the hills and eats lots of dark meat and kills black,Indian tan folks

good luck yal watch out for the racist mountain lion

by mr E=mc2 January 02, 2008


broke back mountain

the act of getting a males penis in the anus which can lead to poopy cock,swelling of the anus,or anal bleeding

broke back mountain is tha way to go

by tjizzle31491 May 31, 2008


Mountain Dew Suprise

When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)

"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"

by Flipzomg July 29, 2008


Mountain dew fag

A person named Allen who ducks copious amounts of seman and uses mountain dew as a dick chaser.

Hey quit being a "mountain dew fag" allen.

by Fuckfuckassshit April 04, 2018