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sea muffin

The word that you use when the word "fun" is blocked on an internet forum or game.

I had a lot of sea muffin in school today!

by Dan Mueller December 6, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


spooge muffin

any child under the age of 10 that misbehaves and comes from a trashy family. Usually the spawn of fat people who receive welfare checks multiple times a month.

Josh: Dude, did you see that fat lady in the 84 dodge minivan?

J.W.: Yeah, she had like 30 spooge muffins with her!

by mad_urban April 24, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sexualicious Muffin

a sexualicious muffin is a horny teenager who enjoys sexual conversations with other sexualicious muffins. they enjoy the sport of wank and dirty talk.

"You're such a sexualicious muffin"
Rory is a sexualicious muffin

by Ma'am Wank Alot September 15, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rape Muffin

Rape Muffin - noun 1. A term of endearment for the filthy hookers you know. โ™ฅ

John: "I love you rape muffin"
Emily: "I love you too hooker butt"

by Shadow Kunai June 21, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


jew muffin

Cheap ass motherfucker

Ashley wouldnt give me 5 bucks cause she's a jew muffin.

by Kaitlin sonnnnnn August 15, 2007

39๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin punch

To punch in ones muffin. Muffin = face, pussy, universal phrase can be used at any time.

"its muffin punching time"
Keep talkin shit and your getting it in the muffin"
Hes about to get muffin punched

by Jman December 11, 2004

18๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin tits

Boob spillage, as in when a woman wears a bra that's too small, as in muffin-top.

I need to go bra-shopping this weekend. I've got a serious case of muffin tits today.

by J_r September 4, 2008

52๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž