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missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023


Missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023


Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.

"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"

by Jondus June 07, 2017


deny nap

A person who falls asleep while watching television and then acts like the they were awake.

Why deny nap? You were snoring during the first five minutes of the show.

by Mr. Dish December 13, 2024


Fun nap

"Fun nap" is when you get so obliterated partying, or drinking you pass out right after.

"Chris got so drunk he's taking a Fun Nap."

"Steve was so messed up at the party he had to take a Fun Nap."

by JTM87 March 17, 2020


horse nap

when you do a bunch of ketamine and go sleepy by by

Dude 1: is will okay?
Dude 2: yeah he's just taking a horse nap
Dude 3: what the hell is a horse nap?

by ratfukt July 26, 2024


Nap Pausing

Napping without the intention to nap.

I was nap pausing whilst talking about panis with shelby

by Nolman October 11, 2010