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Names that famous people have given their children that are completely moronic. Hence, stupid baby name(s).
Tom "What should we name our child?"
Katie "I don;t know"
Tom "How bout Suri?"
Katie "Why, that sounds like a stupid baby name?"
Tom "Scientology demands it"
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When you no longer need to refer to someone by their last name. Usally used when 1. two enemies (particuarly Jocks) are trying to end a fight or if 2. an adult wants you to call them by their first name.
Draco Malfoy: Hey Harry
Harry Potter: What so now we're on first name basis?
you: You have a beutiful house Mrs. Smith
Mrs. Smith: Call me Wanda.
You: Oookay that's a little strange
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Something 11 year olds tell they're friends to say so they can reverse it and put it on TikTok to inform others that they know what sex is.
Little shit:"Hey, John! Say: "sigh name cuff"!"
John: "Ok... sigh name cuff."
Little shit: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH"
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Male porn stars have names that refer to penis size. Female porn stars have normal first names and exotic last names.
MALE PORN STAR NAME: Rod Longfellow
FEMALE PORN STAR NAME: Maria Strawberry
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When a business tries to steal a domain name through ICANN or another online arbitration process.
Disney tried to hijack my website, DonaldD.com, but my name is Donald Donallson so it didn't work.
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Slang for, what is your name? It can sometimes show interest in someone of the opposite sex.
"I saw that shawty from across the room and went up to her and asked what your name is."
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Any first name unfortunately bestowed upon a child that is shared with the name of a city, state, car or truck model, precious metal or stone, liquor, or a general word that indicates something of worth. Your child is destined to require Special Education if you make the unfortunate decision to name them one of these. Examples include, but are not limited to: London, Dakota (meets criteria of truck model and state), Platinum, Diamond, Courvoisier, or Treasure.
Dakota is in sixth grade, but still cannot recite his ABC's. Wow, it's gotta be the Special Education name his parents gave him.
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