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someone who is so fucking swag that swag isnt enough to describe them and the suffix money must be added because of just how fucking swag they are
they are so swag that their balls dont produce cum they just produce SWAG
bart mccracking: i'm the swaggiest person on earth. no one can beat my swag
waybama: LICK MY BALLS BERT IM SWAG MONEY
Something someone asks someone when they are paying, usually followed by a ok hand to add to the dank memes of pepe 2k18
WHERES THE MONEY, its somewhere lebowski!
Used in the adult film industry to describe the climax shot. This is usually when the male creams on the females breasts or in her mouth. Or in the case when Tom nuts on another male.
Tom was taking the 7 train home one night when he engaged in a gang bang with 5 hung indian men. They gave hime a dirty sanchez and then came the money shot all over his face. They procceded to shave his pubes and head and placed the hair on his cum soaked face to give him the abe lincoln look. When Tom got home his dad saw a pink sock hanging from his ass from the pounding he took and he said "welcome to the club son."
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yes, it is what these guy say, but it is also used in the game monopoly. it looks fake in most cases and feels fake, but there have been cases when it was used to pay a dumb slut or a stoned deliver boy.
use your monopoly money to pay for this pizza, the delivery boy looks high enought to accept it.
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Slang: a.) Earning money through illegal schemes, selling drugs or the beating of the system. b.) Selling your pussy in exchange for money.
Chico has bookoo bank. He did turn out his beotch to make money.
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Many people have long wondered, what exactly is a D-Money? Well basically a D-Money is a guy who doesn't really take life too seriously & is an ultra gash magnet. Not to be confused with the lesser 'Dmoney Drama' this nigga would do just about anything for his homies, including using a UAV so others can get a nuke; he is just an all round team player. The key to becoming a D-Money lies in the power of manipulating females, often resulting in the efficient production of sandwiches and/or hot bubble baths.
D-Money: Yo girl, make me that sammich then hit me up with a nice hot bubble bath.
Random hot girl: Sure, you want cheese and coleslaw?
D-Money: Hoe I asked for a sammich not salad.
Random hot girl: My bad.
D-Money: Be quick with the bath too, I need to go catch a 2 peice.
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“Dinner Money” is a term used to define the amount of expendable or discretionary funds an individual possesses. It is also used as a mating call for the opposite sex, by the implicit promise of a free meal. While, dinner money is substantially less than having “plenty money” (let the streets know), it does denote that one has enough capital to take themselves as well as a date out to dinner, which will hopefully lead to sexual gratification of some sort. That being said that amount needed to claim one has dinner money can vary from state to state and even city to city. Those who boast loudly about having dinner money should always be on the lookout (BOLO) for the ever cunning “dinner whore”. The dinner whore lives and breathes to bilk unsuspecting individuals out of their hard earned funds. This is accomplished in several different ways, but the most popular method of operation is by feigning interest until dinner is over (and the bill is paid), then immediately placing the financier into the black hole known as the friend zone, with no chance of escape.
Sean “ What are you doing tonight?”
Becky “ I’m not too sure yet”
Sean “ I got dinner money!...”
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