The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

A phrase used to refer to people who don't know how to spell when contributing entries to urbandictionary.com.

"the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead" is not a real phrase. This guy's an idiot; it's like the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

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Wisconsin wheel chair

The Wisconsin wheel chair is when you pour a bucket of melted cheese on a person(male or female) in a wheel chair and then proceed to have sexual intercorse with them.

Mark - "I just preformed the wisconsin wheel chair last night"

Jack - "what's the wisconsin wheel chair"

Mark - "it's when your pour a bucket of melted cheese on someone in a wheelchair and have sex with them"

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Wheels fell off the wagon

A phrase used to indicate that a romantic or sexual relationship has ended, or is, as when the wheels do fall off a wagon, kaput. Sometimes heard as "wheels fall off the wagon" or "wheels falling off the wagon"

"She found out he was also shagging her brother and so the wheels fell off the wagon then."

"Her incessant screwing around on him made the wheels fall of the wagon, and he dumped her."

"If he keeps that up, I can see the wheels falling of the wagon soon."

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hamster flew off the wheel

When an employee is stressed out and pushed to the breaking point and starts screaming loudly and uncontrollably, it is said their hamster flew off the exercise wheel such as is found in a hamster's cage. Frequently happens to employees at "the new AT&T"

"After being yelled at by Quita all day, Rosa's hamster flew off the wheel!"

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4 wheel drive

You pick a drunk bitch up from the club and take her back to your place. And you find out she's on her peirod and you take the dirt road meaning you need 4wheeldrive

"Last night i found out your sisters river was flowing, so i kicked it into 4 wheel drive and rode the dirt road

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Getting the back wheels up

To stick your dick and balls into a pussy at the same time

Ive been getting the back wheels up a fair bit lately on my new cum rag

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jesus didn't take the wheel

1) the term someone uses when something bad happens
2) what you say after you crashed your car

1) cordelia, "omg why is there a g-string on your roof?"
akmed,"lets just say that jesus didn't take the wheel."

2)officer,"sir how did the crash happen?"
randum guy,"jesus didn't take the weel."

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