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The act, usually performed of women, of wearing to dam much make up.
Dam. Girl would be hella pretty if that Mac Force-Field wore off.
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An overpriced Operating system that is based off FreeBSD. Mac users are uncomfortable with the fact of taking care of computers and so they continually bash windows for the usual crashes, virues and the likes, even though, to most compitent PC users, these are hard to come by unless you use a buggy program or look at excessive amounts of porn.
Saying Mac OS X is safe because its unix based very retarded. Why? Solaris 10 is secure and Unix based. Plus IT'S FREE, so if you wanted a secure OS, Solaris already has a 1-up on OS X.
Regaurding the retarded poster about shitty x86 machines, stfu. x86 is the 32-bit instruction set that is put on ALL modern processors, along with the 64-bit set.
The only reason for ever using Mac OS is well, there isn't one unless your a professional graphic art designer. Both Windows and linux have very good software for audio, photo and video editing and they have games. Plus, they are compatible with almost all PC hardware with Linux being also avalable for the nintendo ds that uses the ARM 9 & 7 processors.
Son now that Linux and Windows are able to suit most PC users, why would anyone use a Mac? They have nothing special about them. Nothing. Not one dam thing. I bet no one can list five reasons of why I should use Mac OS X instead of Windows XP (don't say it doesn't get viruses or spyware/adware or it don't crash, cause neither does my XP rig).
My Mac OS X rig is very secure.
So is Linux, plus its free.
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Two mcdonalds sandwiches put together. E.g. two doublecheese burgers one inside the other, Inception.
"Dude last night after the bar, i went to mcdonalds and had the best mac gang bang."
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An apple maccintosh computer usually running OS9 and/or earlyer. They would offten crash, or, "freeze up", when running multiple applications, making them unusable.
Gawd this thing froze! Stupid mac n trash!
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A term used by males to describe the gift of a blow job.
Used in the context of it being "made" for you.
1 - "Hey man how'd it go with that chick last night?"
2 - "It was awesome she made me Mac N Cheese for like an hour"
1 - "What a slut"
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False accusations against Macintosh and Apple that uneducated windows users tell to other computer illiterate in efforts to prevent Macintosh from gaining more market share. These things are also said to make Mac users feel dumb, stupid, bad, or snobby. These rumors include but are not limited to:
Macintosh is overpriced/expensive
Macintosh is not compatible with anything that Apple didn't make.
Macintosh computers cannot run games.
Macintosh is less secure.
Macintosh locks you in to using only Apple products
Macintosh does not have any good programs.
None of these rumors are true, and all can be disproved with just a little research. Still, most computer users are too illiterate or stupid to figure anything out for themselves. These users make up 70% of Windows users who are only looking for a cheap computer, resulting in unfair game for Microshit.
Guy1: Once I stopped listening to all the Mac rumors and bought one for myself, I was the happiest computer user on earth.
Guy2: I told you that your other friends have no idea what they're talking about.
Guy1: I know. Thank you so much, I'll never put up with Microshit again.
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When you sit down to eat something at McDonald's and immediately wish you'd gone for a Big Mac instead.
Friend: Hey dude, why aren't you eating your McNuggets? Not hungry?
You: *Sigh* I knew I shouldn't have gone for this. Now I've got serious Big Mac regret.
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