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Portfolio cowboy

A portfolio cowboy is a designer who is focussed on creating work for their own design portfolio above all else.

This mostly involves designers who don't follow appropriate guidelines or business requirements if they feel it limits their design. To be able to acheive the design they want, they push the boundaries of those guidelines, or break them all togther. Their work can look very good, but often doesn't achieve the desired goals of the project and can introduce other problems and/or inconsistencies in an overall design system.

His design completely ignored the client's brief, he's such a portfolio cowboy.

by eHaggis April 10, 2024


dirty porcelain cowboy

Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.

Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy

by Art Izenkowskis March 24, 2024


Knock-Off Cowboy

Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.

“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”

by Jbunni March 10, 2023


Cowboy baoustard

It’s a bastard who is a cowboy with an accent

Hey you cowboy baoustard! Get back here!!

by Sayōnara_Sucker July 8, 2021


horny cowboy

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.

Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.

by horneeslutt69 September 26, 2017


Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.

I woke up to Rachel giving me a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just propose tomorrow!

by bruhhurb December 3, 2020


Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.

Rachel woke me up with a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just marry her!

by bruhhurb December 3, 2020