excardon me

A mish mash of pardon me and excuse me.

excardon me, I thought these were the gents toilets.

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fuck me

To slide your hard cock into me, and make me feel good. I want every inch inside my pussy!!!!

Sliding that hard cock into me , as I say "Fuck Me I want it all the way in me, slide it in me harder and deeper"

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"Bite Me"

I couldn't care less..

Jon... Hey Dude, u puttin on some extra weight there ??
Dude.. "Bite me".

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blow me

Just those two words you say when you cant be bothered arguing with someone.

"Stop being such an asshole, your so self centered and" (interuption by you) "oh blow me!"

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zombify-me

statement by oneself to oneself announcing that you are about to undertake intense self intoxication;

stumbling upon a situation which involves extreme tedium or horror and responding with the remark similiar in meaning to "Oh please someone just sedate me already!";

As I entered the kitchen I saw him reach for the bottle of Green Chartreuse and pour a large shot, and before sculling it down he screamed in a drawn-out disturbing manner, " z o m - b i f - f y - m e !" (zombify-me);

Zack paused 'Dawn of the Dead' before poring his sixth triple shot Wild Turkey, and just as he was about to take a large gulp, just barely managed to groan "Zombify-me";

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food me

a different and funnier way to say "feed me"

you: "Dad, I'm so hungry! Food me!!"

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Windows ME

The result of carless developers, and money hungry companies.

Arguably the worst operating system ever

SEE ALSO : Epic Fail and Shit

my computer was experiencing errors so I asked my IT guy what the error was, his response "Windows ME is the error"

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