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opposite of speed, a depressant
me: dont u get tired of sweating from adderal?
friend: yes i stink all the time and ac doesnt help shit
me: then try anti speed, u know like benzos, barbs, inhalants
friend: sure u got any barz?
When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.
I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.
(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.
After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.
Not a gun, unless you make it a gun, don't add gunpowder, you eat that, big slingshot, it's anything but a gun!
Stanger: hey kids, do you want a high speed projectile launcher?
Kids: yeah!
A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.
The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"
"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"
from the latin meaning fish aroma
has a fondness of teddy bears
likes being slow
is married to a woman
friend; delly we'are going to my house
delly; were we going