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The level of drunkenness when you are so obliterated that your brain stops functioning completely and your physical body does what it wants without thought.
" I was so Zombie Drunk last night, that I think I made out with my manager in the bathroom. "
a term used to describe a person at a party/event who is unable to control their alcohol consumption resulting in them constantly making a fool of themselves to those around them
Jeff was the drunk clown of the party last night as he kept spilling his drinks all over the show!
There are levels to being drunk and to be Foundation drunk is to ascend to another plane of being turnt.
Named for the now-defunct Foundation Nightclub in Seattle's Belltown neighborhood.
"Dude, I heard last weekend was lit. How sloshed were you?"
"Bruh, you don't know the half of it. I was goddamn Foundation drunk."
"Bro. 😯"
Drinks a lot and starts to get really mean. Tears are not uncommon.
Ut oh, drunk leslie is here.
This is the activity where you get completely and utterly wasted and piss all over your self.
Generally you end up passed out in a gutter like a piece of shit.
"Hey Steve, what are you doing this weekend?"
Steve holds up 2 bottles of rum.
"I'm getting fuckin Abo Drunk tonight Budda!"
A unit of time that varies in length, in direct proportion to how drunk the person who just told you "In a minute" is, i.e. the drunker they are the longer it will be before they get to it.
Ben said he'd be here in a minute, but it's been half an hour. I guess he meant "in a drunk minute."
A "drunk pony" is when you put a bottle of alcohol in the toilet and then sit on the toilet in order to lodge the bottle up your rectum. Fallowing this you get on all fours while the bottle drains into your anal cavity. This is normally done by stupid people in the restroom, for obvious reasons, and for the purposes of getting drunk faster for less money.
"Tonight is going to be so expensive! I forgot to pre-game!"
"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."