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The beer shit- This is when a person has a good ole session on the booze and gets home goes to sleep, wakes up and feels his her stomach aching, and cannot move cuz they are fucked from the night b4, but eventualy have to and run to the toilet, and SPLASH that nasty smelly lil fucker will be in that pan b4 you know it followed by watery shit and a few jack daniels stinking farts and stomach wrenching, best bet stay there for a good 15 mins let it all out,because it will come again during that day :/ you may find you will get a burning feeling on ur ass and ya do not wana sit down after for a while. that is a beer shit.
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Just another word for attention whore. Attention whore=aw=A&W=Root beer. Great for calling someone an attention whore without them knowing.
Mike: Hey, Root beer.
Cassidy: What?
Mike: I said hey, Root beer.
Cassidy: Root beer? What does that mean?
Mike: Don't worry about it.
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The study of how the body releases waste in a gaseous form is nothing new (F•ART). However, only within the last 25 years have experts truly been able to understand and marvel over the ingenious ways that our bodies have evolved in order to survive. Cleansing itself of toxins is surely among the most impressive.
After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.
Holy shit, I had 2 King Cobra 40’s and I almost yaked after smelling my beer farts.
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a state of elation and joy from consuming alcohol, usually accompanied by laughter or chuckling...similar to getting the giggles when high.
sadly enough, at the company christmas party, the office nerd, whom had never finished off an entire beer in his life, was found in the corner with the beer giggles, laughing it up with his imaginary girl friend from canada.
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An extremely bitter beer with a higher-than-average alcohol content created by a small brewery. Many craft beer drinkers become elitists and shame others for not drinking craft beer.
Jose: Would you like a margarita with your tacos?
Steve: I don't drink that fruity trash. Do you have craft beer?
Jose: Sorry, this is an authentic Mexican restaurant, we only have margaritas and Mexican beer.
Steve: This place sucks! I want my craft beer! Do you even know your IBUs?
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Rating a woman on a scale of how many beers you must consume before you're willing to have sex with her, zero beers implies she's so hot no beers are necessary.
Kenny: You met Francine yet?
Dave: Why she hot?
Kenny: Zero beers, bro.
Dave: Oh wow, that hot!
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